Hipsters and their Beards

Hipsters are extremely careful about their beards, if you wanna be "deck" try to pick a good one.
(you're welcome)











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Courtesy of: Henry "H" González.

Hipsters according to: The Big Caption (Photocopiers? HA!)

http://thebigcaption.com/

Courtesy of: Henry "H" González.

Hipsters according to: Time Magazine.

"Hipsters are the friends who sneer when you cop to liking Coldplay. They're the people who wear t-shirts silk-screened with quotes from movies you've never heard of and the only ones in America who still think Pabst Blue Ribbon is a good beer. They sport cowboy hats and berets and think Kanye West stole their sunglasses. Everything about them is exactingly constructed to give off the vibe that they just don't care."

— Time Magazine, July 2009.

Courtesy of: Jorge "Dantés" Romero.

Hipster - Translator

Although not that accurate, this might help:

http://ow.ly/3kEdU

Clues you are a Hipster (US Version)

1. You graduated from a liberal arts school whose football team hasn't won a game since the Reagan administration.

2. You frequently use the term "post-modern" (or its commonly used variation "PoMo") as an adjective, noun, and verb.

3. You carry a shoulder-strap messenger bag and have at one time or another worn a pair of horn-rimmed or Elvis Costello-style glasses.

4. You have one Republican friend who you always describe as being your "one Republican friend."

5. Your hair looks best unwashed and you position your head on your pillow at night in a way that will really maximize your cowlicks.

6. You own records put out by Matador, DFA, Definitive Jux, Dischord, Warp, Thrill Jockey, Smells Like Records, and Drag City.

Courtesy of: Jorge "Dantès" Romero.

Hipster - Glossary # 01

Bronson - Beer

Sentence: "I drank a sixer of bronsons last night while watching the game."

Origin: Watching Charles Bronson movies while drinking beer is deck. The term spawned from this ritual.

Courtesy of: Juan "Juanito" Castro.

Hipster - FAQ # 02

Q: Why do hipsters always carry around a notebook of some sort?

A: Because they like to share their extremely deep thoughts about the world with everybody they meet.

Courtesy of: Marino "Merlin" González.